Cute/Funny/Sweet Kid Sayings

3-3-16

Austin was watching babies on tv and said (with his arms crossed across his chest), "I don't like babies! They white wall me!" {side note: my kids think white walling each other (pulling down another kids stretchy pants) is hilarious.  Guess their mother has taught them a thing or two she probably shouldn't have!}

3-5-17

Every week I try to set aside some time with each kiddo.  This usually happens when I tuck them all into bed.  I tell one they can come back in the family room with me and we chat.  When I said it was time to get ready for bed, Austin said, "Tonight my date night wiff you?" 

3-15-17

Austin calls his backpack his packpack.

3-29-17

Me, "Austin did you sneak in the cookies?"

Austins response, "Um... but.... I love you."

4-28-17

Krissy came in my bathroom while I was getting ready for bed.  She asked if she could have some of my "eye tacts".  I told her I had know clue what she meant and she pointed to my contacts.

5-4-17

Austin learned a song at church.  He sings, "Holly who ya" for hallelujah.

5-17-17

Me to Krissy, "I just saw a mouse in the barn!"

Krissy, "Was it eating cheese?"

6-5-17

We were watching A Dog's Purpose and when they showed a baby golden retriever Austin said, "Awww can I buy one? It's sooooo tute! I have a quarter!"

6-27-17

Hayden has been saying the sweetest things. He told me, "I think Krissy is going to be a great mom". He wanted to help me with our landscape and said, "Well I have to learn so I can help my wife and kids". He was really proud of the landscape and kept walking out to the street saying, "Mom, this looks so amazing!"

He's also been asking more grown up questions about life and finances: What happens if we don't pay our bills?  Can anyone ever take kids away?  Can we be foster parents?

7-14-17

We were driving home when Austin realized my wallet fell out of my purse. I looked back and told him he was my sweetest little helper.  Krissy was VERY offended and screamed at me, "NO, IM YOUR SWEETEST LITTLE HELPER!"  I do give her that compliment a lot, because she really is the best helper.  Just something about screaming she's the sweetest made me laugh.

9-6-17

I dropped Krissy off at pre-k and I knew Austin was sleepy and needed a nap. Since it was just me and him at home, I thought I'd stay in his room with him till he fell asleep. He kept smiling at me and said, "Mom, member when you use to lay me down and then leave? You should do that." 

Funny/Cute/Sweet Kid Sayings

It's been awhile since I've done a post like this, but I keep an on going note in my phone and record funny, cute, or sweet things the kids say! 

11-10-16

Krissy asked after breakfast, "Can we go to New York today?"

12-8-16

Krissy and I were talking about how she fell asleep the night before and I put her to bed in her clothes with out brushing her teeth.  She got a big smile on her face and said, "I may get cavities.... then my teeth will fall out... then the tooth fairy will come!"

1-3-17

Austin asked me to help him go potty and when I walked in he was singing his "shake you booty" song and I laughed and he said, "Dats me, little funny Austin"

1-8-17

Hayden was watching "Kentucky Collectibles" and told me the show really expires him... (expires = inspires)

1-11-17

Krissy, "Are these mazakings?"

 (Magazines)

1-12-17

Austin, "I don't have any milk"

Me, "Bring your sippy over" (to the kitchen)

Austin, "I can't"

Krissy, "Don't you have hands?"

1-13-17

Austin sings, "Why be has so rude" to the song lyrics "why ya gotta be so rude" {I don't even know this song but Kevin's got all the kids singing it!}

1-13-17

Austin says "ooze" = use

1-17-17

Krissy to me, "My name is Glitter Sparkles!"

Austin, "Hey Krissy!"

Krissy in her annoyed voice, "It's Glitter!"

1-18-17

I'm tucking Austin into bed and he grabs my hand and says, "Mommy I so proud of you." And I said, "Oh thank you honey.  Why are you proud of me?"  And he says, "ummm for cleaning da house!" 

(And the house is currently a disaster! Ha!)

1-22-17

Austin calls Chick Fil A "chick a lake"

1-23-17

Austin, "I like Spider-Man!"

Krissy in her yelling ugly voice says, "He's not your dad!"

Austin, "Yeah, my Daddy is so pecial"

2-14-17

We were having Valentines dinner and my mom's phone made a ding when she got a text. Without missing a beat, Allie says, "Hug Time!" (You have to watch the movie Trolls to understand why that is cute!)

2-17-17

I made chocolate lava cakes and Allie ate one when she got home and said, "It taste like destiny!" (I assume that's good?)

Cute/Funny/Sweet Things My Kids Said

We've been without a computer for a good week because our rotten kitty (intentionally) knocked over a glass of water on the keyboard of our laptop.  It is all repaired, so here's my latest edition of Kid Sayings.... Enjoy :)

7-30-16

My dad had given me a shirt he wanted hemmed.  I'd been working on my quilt top (made from my late grandma's shirts) throughout the month of July and before I put my machine away, I wanted to get my dads shirt hemmed too.  I cut off the excess from the shirt and thought it would be cute headbands for the girl, so I called for them to try one on.  Allie was first and I told her it was the bottom part of papaws shirt I cut off, and she quickly asked, "Did he die too?!"  I assured her he was just fine and just wanted mommy to sew it for him.  

8-10-16

The first day of school was rough on Austin and Krissy.  I just think they were lost without Hayden and Allie.  So, there was lots of arguing/screaming.  Krissy kept telling Austin "I'm not your friend," which would make his already unstable mood hit rock bottom and he'd start crying.  After listening to this a couple time, I told Krissy, "Stop getting him upset!" And she popped back, "I'm not getting him upset! He's already upset!" then proceeds to whisper to him, "I'm not your friend!"  Cue more tears!

8-16-16

Allie was telling Hayden about a boy that was mean to her on the playground the first day of school.  He gave her his shark tooth necklace to wear, and they filled me in on this playground drama.  He said she could scare him with the necklace.  I suggested she just talk to a teacher if this boy keeps upsetting her, but most likely he's just being a silly boy.  She and Hayden go back to his room and I hear him say, "Tell me when you see him and I'll tell him, 'Don't mess with my little sister or you'll be sorry you walked the earth!'"  Allie was being agreeable and Hayden continued with, "Yeah show him to me and I'll tell him to stop messing with my little sister!" And then I hear him say, "Hang on I've gotta get my fists ready!"

I was dying laughing over in the other room with his big talk, but honestly, I think it's so sweet. And if he wants to get on some punk kid for messing with his little sister, then go Hayden go! (P.S. Hayden hasn't really ever shown he's got an aggressive bone in his body. He's much more of a calm caretaker, so I liked hearing this side of him!)

8-17-16

Me to Krissy, "Mmmmm!! Smell those chocolate cupcakes!"

Krissy, "Yummy! They smell like macaroni and cheese!"

8-27-16

Austin fell off the couch, wrapped in a big quilt and he said,  "Oh my good-ess, I so tough, wight (right) mom?"

9-17-16

Allie: "Mom now can we get the Barbies out?"

Me: "Is your room cleaned?"

Allie and Krissy: "Yes!"

Me: "Is it all just shoved under your beds?"

Krissy: "Yep!"

9-24-16

I was polishing my nails at the counter and Austin climbed up a barstool to see what I was doing and said, "Whoa mom! You nails are bootiful!" 

(He gives me compliments almost daily and they make me laugh because they are so sweet.  He and Hayden both pay such attention to detail and one day their future wives will love that!  The normal compliments start out, "I like you ______ " or "I like dat ______" [hair//necklaces//shirt//shoes])

9-26-16

Krissy and Austin had been playing well all morning, but thing went south when Austin started playing with Krissy's things.  We've really been working on having her talk nice to Austin, and in a nice tone.  I hear her say, "I like you but I don't love you right now!" And that seems like progress in my book lol!

10-1-2016

Austin was looking through a bag of dog stuff we were given.  He found some dog treats and said, "I found a doggy bone! I don't want to eat it. I not a doggy. (Long pause) I'm a kitty!"

10-1-2016

Allie to Hayden were "ballroom dancing" together in our family room when she said to him, "I wish we could marry brothers."

A few funny pronunciations:

Krissy says hummingbird "humbird"

Austin says birthday "bursday"

Cute/Funny/Sweet Kid Sayings

5/18/16

Austin (past his bedtime) sneaks out of bed, peaks around the corner and says, "Momma I wanna give you tiss (kiss)."  And this is his new nightly routine because he knows I can't say no to a hug or kiss!

5/28/16

We were driving through Spencer County and smelled a skunk and Allie said, "Did we just get skunked?"

5/28/16

We were running in and out of shops in Huntingburg and Allie told me, "My poop keeps trying to sneak out but I'm keeping it in." Our next stop was the bathroom!

5/31/16

I was outside with the kids, and Austin yells, "MOM! SUNNY SO TUTE! (Cute)" and I look over and he's holding Sunshine by the neck. And he proceeds to yell, "MOM! CHICKENS SO TUTE!!!" 

6/13/16

(The day before we left for Florida)

Allie was laying on me while I sat on the couch. She looked at me and said, "It's going to be easy to miss you."

7/8/16

The kids were having a discussions and Hayden and Allie were discussing God's mom and I said, "Guys I don't think God has a mom." And Allie looked shocked and said, "But who bakes his food?"

7/12/16

I took Austin potty and he pointed in the toilet bowl and said very excitedly, "A Rainbow! A natee (nasty) rainbow!" And he was talking about that ring around the waterline that needed cleaned! 🙈

7/13/16

Austin had a bag of lays potato chips and Hayden came over and took a huge handful and Austin said, "Uh, why you do that honey?!"

7/23/16

Hayden comes in from the outside and announces, "I have to go #2.  If you smell bad gas, it's me!"

Gross boys!

Cute things Austin says:

Oh Tanks = Oh Thanks

Topia = Zootopia

Shoop = Shoot

Wight mom = Right mom

Kid Sayings

I wish I had started these posts sooner because they make me smile!  I keep an ongoing post in the "notes" on my phone so I don't forget who said what. Here's the latest running list of things the kids said that made me smile and laugh!

3-5-16

I reminded Kevin to set his alarm before bed and Hayden said: "Does it wake you up?"

Me: "Yes, every time! and I'm all like (making funny faces and hand gestures) ah oh what's going on?"

Hayden: "Oh, I thought you were going to say it scared the crap out of you."

(And that's one of my go-to sayings and hearing him say it made me realize how bad that actually sounds!)

3-7-16

Watching The Voice

Hayden: "Mom, you should be on that."

Me: "Really?"

Hayden: "Yeah... You have a good voice!"

(Not true, but thank you son!)

3-12-16

I had been remaking Allies Easter dress, and also cleaning up a paint mess Austin made (which I ended up getting paint all over the sweatshirt I was wearing and I didn't even bother to change clothes) and to top it off my iron died.  I ran to my moms house to borrow hers and when I got home all the kids were asking where I'd been.

Me: "I had to go to Mimi's house and get her iron."

Hayden: "Like that??"

Me: "Yea! No one even saw me!"

3-28-16

I was working on a pie and looking for all my kitchen tools I needed when I hear...

Austin: "Mmmm I like it!"

I turn around to see him licking my spatula...

Me: "Oh honey! Oh on! Don't eat that!"

Austin: "I like tatos!"

Me: "Honey that's called crisco, not potatoes."

Austin smiling really big: "I like it!"

4-16-16

Krissy dramatically telling me about her teacher at church, "My teacher couldn't walk or do anything! Her legs were hurt! She had toilet paper on her leg!" Toilet paper=ace bandage.

4-16-16

Allie and Hayden having a conversation about me...

Allie: "Her name use to be Haley when she was little."

Hayden: "That's still her name."

Allie: "..............."

Me: "What's my name now Allie?"

Allie: "Mommy!"

4-26-16

Me: "I'm everyones mom!"

Allie: "Not everyones!"

Me: "Well Hayden's, Allies, Krissys, and Austins mom!"

Krissy: "and daddy's mom!"

5-?-2016

Austin meowing...

Me: "Oh my little kitty!"

Austin meowing more, and more...

Krissy yelling at  Austin: "YOU ARE A HUMAN!" 

(Krissy likes to tweet and pretend to be a little birdy so I reminded her of that!)

5-15-16

Austin:  "I got green car!"

Me:  "Yes you do!  What color is my robe?"  

Austin:  "Ummm... Cute"

Kid Sayings

Here's a list of things the kids have said over the last few months that made me smile or chuckle!

11-25-15

Me: "I'm going to go ahead and cook the chicken for dinner."

Krissy: "Like one of daddy's chickens?"

12-8-15

Allie: "Mom when I get married do I have to kiss on the lips? That's gross."

12-11-15

Me: "Austin, what's all over your shirt?"

Krissy: "It's ricepy"

Me to Krissy: "Do you mean rice Krispy?"

Krissy: "oh... Yeah"

12-16-15

Allie eating my first batch of sugar cookies for the Christmas season: "Mommy I know whose the best chef in the world... You!"

12-19-15

Allie says to me: "It's a good thing we have duds in our house, right mom?"

I say: "Duds? What kinda duds?"

Allie says: "You know, the ones we hang stuff on!"

I say: "Ohhh you mean studs!"

1-23-16

Allie was getting ready for church and Hayden tells her, "Boys will attract to you". Allie asks why and Hayden tells her "When you dress cute it makes boys like you."  And then we had a conversation about how boys should look for girls with a beautiful heart, not just beautiful clothes.

1-25-16

Krissy: "Who are those cookies for?"

Me: "I'm making them for daddy because they are his favorite!"

Krissy: "Mommy you is a sweetheart!"

1-27-16

Krissy: "Where are my little ugly shoes?" (Referring to her Uggs)

2-21-16

Krissy: "I just like being barefoot like the chickens!"

Cute/Funny/Sweet Kid Sayings

10-11-15

Watching football and a player gets tackled...

Hayden:  "That would hurt... To get hit in the spot."

Me:  "Well the players wear cups in their pants so it doesn't hurt."

Hayden: "That's a relief!"

10-17-15

At dinner Hayden says, "Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat, if you don't I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear." And Allie immediately says, "Hayden that's inpropriate (her way of saying inappropriate)"

10-18-15

Krissy was wanting me to hold her and rub her legs (and get her a sippy and a snack and on and on) and I was talking to Kevin and Krissy says, "Mommy, what are you waiting for?"

10-19-15

I gave all the kids "big kid" cups to drink out of for lunch and I asked Austin if he drank out of his ok. And all the kids chimed in he did and Krissy said to him, "Good job Austin! You're amazing!"

10-22-15

Allie wanted to go check for eggs and saw there were some wasps outside on the swing set.  She told the other kids, "Ok, I'm going out there! God's on my side!"

10-24-15

At dinner Krissy just looks at me and says, "I can't drive; I'm a goose!" (Quoting Cinderella.)

10-25-15

Krissy: "Moooom I want to watch fewtball!"

Me: "You're the cutest kid ever!"

Allie: "I want to watch football. Ok not really, I just wanted you to say I was the cutest kid ever"

Me: "You're the sweetest kid ever!"

10-26-15

Hayden to Allie, "Get your o-n-e; OWN!" And I quietly chime in, "Actually Hayden, you just spelled one, not own"

10-30-15

Me: I'm taking these apples out to my sweet little girls (the chickens)

Allie: They are perfect and they never do anything wrong except poop.

11-18-15

Krissy, "Bees lay honey, right mommy?"

Funny pronunciations:

Krissy saying fluffy = fluff-flee

Austin saying Hayden = Haynee

Austin saying Krissy = Reesee

Cute/Funny/Sweet Things My Kids Said

It's time for another edition of cute/funny/sweet things my kids have said or I've overheard the last couple months.  I did better this time with writing down the dates!  I keep things written down in my phone as I hear them or they say them.  I have a feeling the kids will enjoy reading these as they get older! :)

7-23-15

Krissy, "What are you making?"

Me, "Chocolate zucchini bread"

Krissy, "Awwww dat's cute"

7-29-15

Krissy came in my room at 3am, got in bed with me, and woke up with a huge smile on her face and said, "I wike you sweeping in my bed" and I replied, "You're in mommys bed!"

8-3-15

Austin scooted a chair over to the counter and dumped a bag of powdered sugar donuts all over the counter and then poured half a bottle of dish soap on them. I found him playing in the mix. I cleaned him off, then we ate lunch. He so sweetly took his paper plate to the sink (which should have gone in the trash) and dumped the entire uneaten contents of his plate all over the floor (oily vinaigrette everywhere - we had salads). I calmly took a deep breath and began cleaning only to turn my back to see him purposely dump an entire glass of lemonade all over the floor. I let out a very grumpy growl and yelled for him to get out of the kitchen.  Hayden says loudly, "PATIENCE!" ... I say nothing bc I know he's right and then about two seconds later he says, "KINDNESS Mom!" And I said, "You are right buddy; mommy is just frustrated" and then he chimes in with, "SELF CONTROL!" And I just admit he's right I need to use the fruits of the spirit and he said, "Yeah he's just a little baby and he doesn't know any better.. how about a back scratch when you are done cleaning that up? I bet that will make you feel better!" 

Side note: it's amazing how many emotions I felt with that whole conversation. Joy because Hayden has really grasped the fruits of the spirit, embarrassment because Hayden was actually correcting me and my bad behavior, frustration because of the mess I was cleaning up, but overall it was a humbling afternoon.

8-3-15

Allie, "Mom I just wanted to tell you I ate 2 cookies today and I'm so sorry." 

8-12-15

Me: "Allie watch out for the dead bird under the tree. I don't want you touching it!"

Allie: "Who would do such a thing? I like birds. I'm an animal lover!"

8-16-15

Allie (who has clearly seen too many commercials on the iPad!): "You know cover girl? She wears new out last lipstick. And she's beautiful and wears everything black. And she has something to keep her face to look natural" (then she sings) "New out last lip stick ow ow ow ow!"

8-25-15

Hayden came home from school and said, "You have to try my schools potatoes! They are the best!" And he pulls a wadded up napkin out of his pocket with a potato inside he brought home for me.

And this is so bad, but I didn't try it.  It looked so disgusting... but I thought it was so sweet he'd thought about me and brought one home for me.  I took it from him and was very thankful but he didn't know I didn't eat it.

9-9-15

Allie, "Can we jump in that muddy puddle?"

Me, "Um no"

Allie, "I know. You don't like when we get filtee and dirty"

9-9-15

Krissy looking at my new heart necklace, "Ohhhh a heart! How wonderful!"

9-10-15

Allie and Krissy were playing Barbies and Allie screams at Krissy, "No! You don't make her naked! That's gross!"

9-12-15

Krissy hugged me and got right in my face. I thought she was going to say she loved me or she's mommys girl and she said in a weird whispery voice with big eyes, "I don't want you to die!"

9-27-15

Allie and Hayden were playing with dead/old/broken phones when I hear Allie tell him, "Let's take selfies!"